ASTRO SLUT
Stars By: Lacie Grayson
Aquarius ★ Jan 20th - Feb 18th
A surprising phone call might come from a close friend or business or romantic partner, Aquarius. This person might have encountered an unexpected upset and need to concentrate on getting it together again. An offer to help might meet with scant enthusiasm, as this person may prefer to take care of things alone. The trick is to be supportive and not take on the troubles as your own.
Pisces ★ Feb 19th - March 20th
An unexpected development could throw you into a tailspin, Pisces. This could involve a new person in your life or the reappearance of someone from the past. This presence could incite either personal or professional changes. These could seem like a lot to handle, but could be positive over the long term. Stay calm, deal with issues one at a time, and keep your sense of humor.
Aries ★ March 21st - April 19th
Group activities could escalate almost to a frenzy. New short-term goals could necessitate a lot of work, Aries. You might get caught in a rush of phone calls and errands. This should prove very positive for the group’s goals in the long term, but for now it could drive everyone crazy. Try to stay focused and just do what you have to do.
Taurus ★ April 20th - May 20th
You could receive a phone call from a friend or relative you haven’t seen in a long time, Taurus. This person might announce a pending visit, and very soon! You and your household might go crazy trying to make the place presentable. You’ll probably enjoy the visit, but the announcement will cause some temporary chaos.
Gemini ★ May 21st - June 20th
News about changes in your neighborhood could throw your community for a loop, Gemini. This may involve new businesses, laws, or ordinances that don’t sit well with everyone. You can expect a lot of phone calls, impromptu meetings, and other community contact that could turn into heated quarrels. Be prepared, and stay focused.
Cancer ★ June 21st - July 22nd
Technology could set a personal or job-related project back for you, Cancer. Computers, telephones, or other important equipment could malfunction and necessitate calling in a repairperson. Too many people could vie for your attention and make demands on you, causing you to feel distracted. The temptation to lose your temper and walk out could be strong. Don’t do it.
Leo ★ July 23rd - Aug 22nd
Large social gatherings, perhaps group events or festivals, could put you in the middle of an agitated crowd, Leo. At first it could seem exhilarating, but after a while you could feel stifled. Still, you won’t want to miss anything, so you’ll be in a quandary. It’s OK to leave for a while and come back. The crowd should dissipate somewhat by the time you return.
Virgo ★ Aug 23rd - Sept 22nd
Too many demands upon you could have you feeling a bit on edge. If possible, this is a good time to get away by yourself for a while, Virgo, as you might feel a strong need to get your head together. It’s a great time to go for a workout or get out in the open if weather permits. Take a book with you and gather your thoughts.
Libra ★ Sept 23rd - Oct 22nd
A speech or lecture you hear or read could cause your way of thinking to be suddenly and drastically altered, Libra. Some radical information could overturn concepts you’ve embraced for years, and this might shock you. Consider it objectively and you’ll realize that it isn’t all that drastic a change. In the larger scope of things, all ideas stem from the same source.
Scorpio ★ Oct 23rd - Nov 21st
Some rather shocking information could affect your current living situation and cause some upset in your household, Scorpio. This might cause a lot of worry, although the situation probably isn’t as dire as it seems. Calm everyone down and view the situation objectively. It’s better to find solutions than to become angry.
Sagittarius ★ Nov 22nd - Dec 21st
A phone call from another state or country could bring some astounding information your way, Sagittarius, awakening you to events and ideas you’ve never considered before. You might be in a daze for a while. You may want to run this by friends to see what they think. Some interesting discussions could result. Soon, you won’t be thinking the same way!
Capricorn ★ Dec 22nd - Jan 19th
If you’re trying to get your finances together, this might not be the best time for it, Capricorn. Put it aside for now. Indulge in the lighter side of life. Get family or close friends together and head outside. You can enjoy some time at the park or zoo. Share some laughs and grow closer. Those more serious matters will still be waiting for you.