DVD & BLU RAY REVIEWS

Reviews by JAIME PINA

The Secret Lives Of Bill Bartell

We Got Power Films/MVD

Since I wasn’t interviewed for this project, I am going to tell my own Bill Bartell story. As mentioned in the film, there was a bit of a problem between Black Flag and Bill’s band, White  Flag. At first, the boys from Hermosa Beach thought it was kind of funny and assumed it was a one-off performance art type thing. But Bill kept booking shows and putting out records,  shirts, stickers, and buttons. Eventually, the BF boys no longer found it funny, and the animosity lingered for years. Cut to the early 90’s, and I am at Dave Nazworthy’s house. It was sort of a clubhouse where bands would practice and just hang out. When Bill had stuff to do in the LA area, he would usually crash at Dave’s house instead of driving back to his parents’ home near Riverside. Bill Stevenson of Descendents/Black Flag was there while  Bill was sleeping in the guest room one morning, and the former Black Flag drummer tiptoed in and farted on Bill’s face.  

While many know him as the mustachioed guitar player with the round sunglasses, this documentary tells as much of Bill’s story as possible, concentrating a lot on the music side of his life. Bill was a guy who kept many facets of his life a secret from the different groups of people he spent time with. The rocker crowd did not mix with his acquaintances from the police department. The people he was bustin’ broncs with in the rodeo did not come with  Bill to see The Zeros. He kept his different lifestyles and interests separate. In trying to peel away the layers of Bill’s secrets, Markey and his interviewees left me asking many more questions after the film had ended. What really made this guy tick? In the end, Bill died tragically and alone in the house he inherited from his parents near Riverside.  Director Dave Markey (Desperate Teenage Lovedolls, 1991: The Year Punk Broke)  conducted interviews with some of Bill’s close friends, colleagues, and confidants from his musical inner circle to unravel some of the facts about Bill. There are plenty of stories about what a major influencer Bill was. Bands like Shonen Knife and Os Mutantes owe much to Bill. The Knife can thank Bill for introducing them to people in the US, and the  Mutantes for Bill talking them up to people and resurrecting their career. Bill had a hand in the success of Billy Idol. He was also a member of the Police Department and did bull riding in a specialty rodeo. What the actual fuck?

The Secret Lives Of Bill Bartell is available on Blu-ray, DVD, and streaming. The discs are the way to go since the interview outtakes are not only enjoyable but invaluable as part of the whole piece of work. Also included is footage from the film’s showing at The Sundance Film Festival.

Ladies And Gentlemen… The Fabulous Stains

FCE/MVD

This is a film that would have sat on a shelf indefinitely if not for a cable station program called Night Flight. One of the stories behind the myth of the film is that it was produced with proceeds from the box office gains of Cheech & Chong’s Up In Smoke. Director Lou  Adler, who produced and directed that first Cheech & Chong film, comments that he was approached to direct the film after it had already been in production, so Cheech & Chong’s money had nothing to do with this film. For whatever reason, when the film was completed after a lengthy editing process, it had a disastrous preview screening, and Adler decided to do some additional shooting for the end. Screenwriter Nancy Dowd (Slapshot) and Adler had major disagreements, and after a handful of unsuccessful screenings, the studio decided the film was too much trouble and shelved it. It ended up in a package of films to be shown on a small cable channel called The USA Network on their weekend late-night block, and it found an audience. 

Diane Lane plays Corrine Burns, who gets some local publicity in Charlestown, PA, when she appears on a local news segment. Much like the town of Braddock, PA, featured in  George A. Romero’s Martin, Charlestown (home of the Charlestown Chiefs) is a dying town. In the news follow-up story, she reveals that she has changed her name to Third Degree  Burns and has started a band. With no job, no parents, and no hope, she attends a rock concert and ends up getting an offer to join the tour as the opening act (at the same time escaping the bleakness of her hometown). She then proceeds to manipulate the press and the people around her to gain fame.  



In a stroke of pure genius, the British punk band on the bill is called The Looters and consists of Paul Cook and Steve Jones of Sex Pistols on drums and guitar, Paul Simonon of  Clash on bass, with actor Ray Winstone doing a fantastic job on vocals. The headliner is a washed-up hard rock band called The Metal Corpses featuring Vince Welnik and Fee  Waybill of The Tubes. An extra added treat is the Los Angeles band Black Randy And The Metro  Squad appearing in an audition scene.  

Over the years, the film has accumulated a decent number of followers who consider it one of the smartest and funniest unsung Rock N’ Roll films of all time, and Rhino released it on  DVD in 2008. Now it is being released on Blu-ray, and hardcore fans will want to spend the dough for the upgrade. The picture and sound quality are fantastic, with The Looters songs just blasting off the screen. The commentary tracks with Diane Lane and Laura Dern, and a separate one with Lou Adler from the DVD, are included. There is a brilliant documentary on the making of the film with interviews featuring many key players. A standout is the interview with screenwriter Nancy Dowd. Her skills as a writer are apparent when looking at her credited and uncredited filmography. With Slapshot, she wrote the script to one of the gnarliest sports movies ever made and got all the crude, male macho posturing hilariously right. The same goes here. Dowd gets everything right as far as the band interactions, life on the road, and how loyalty means nothing when the big time beckons. There are several other little things she also captures, like the power of the media, fashion trends, teens seeing their idols in concert at the mall, and the scene where Christine Lahti, as Laura Dern’s mother, appears on a news interview regretting her bad parenting, is a home run.  The acting is top shelf throughout, with Lane, Winstone, and Dern all doing miraculous work.  British journalist and legit original punk rocker Caroline Coon was brought in as a consultant so things look and feel right. The Looters’ songs were written by Cook and Jones and sound like their band The Professionals. The incidental reggae music was written and performed by Barry Ford, who also plays the small-time promoter/driver Lawnboy. This release is a 4K/Blu-ray combo with most of the extras on the BD only. Along with the commentaries and documentary, there is an audio interview with Night Flight co-creator  Stuart Shapiro, an alternate opening credits sequence under the title The Professional,  deleted scenes, and dailies from the MTV-style music clip at the end. There is also a reversible sleeve with the MTV Stains on the front and a great picture of Corrine with her skunk-style hair on the reverse side.

Blue Sunshine

Synapse Films/MVD

Released in 1977 and directed by Jeff Lieberman (Squirm), Blue Sunshine is a film that a lot of people discovered on cable television and have never been able to forget. Zalman King,  an actor who later enjoyed a second career directing erotic thrillers, stars as a college graduate turned drifter who attends a party. During the party one of the guests is revealed to be wearing a wig and makes a quick exit. Not long after he returns to the site of the party  and in a wide-eyed frenzy, kills three of the female guests. King sees the aftermath and is then chased by the murderer and pushes him in front of a truck. When detectives peg him for the party murder as well as the truck episode, King goes on the run and discovers that there was another seemingly unrelated murder by a wild-eyed man with his hair falling out.  King decides that solving the mystery will clear him, and he starts putting the pieces  together. 

A film this crazy is a rare treat as it has an interesting premise, it is well acted, and the scares are the stuff nightmares are made of. This disc is a 4K restoration from the original  35mm negative and looks fine. Films from this era should have a little grit to them, evocative of the times. There are two commentaries with Jeff Lieberman and a 2003 archival interview with him. Also included in the extras are film festival footage, two “anti-drug”  films concerning the dangers of LSD, two versions of the director’s first film, “The Ringer”,  trailers, and a still gallery. If you are a collector and love 4K releases, then this release should top your list, and if you are a fan and haven’t revisited it for a while, yeah, it still holds up.