May 2024 – Astro Slut

ASTRO SLUT

Stars By: Lacie Grayson

Aquarius ★ Jan 20th - Feb 18th

It’s hard to imagine a world without computers, Aquarius. Technology has been key to your professional life, and it’s likely to be even more important in the future. Expect your income to increase dramatically this year as a result of a technological innovation. You could play a part in developing it, or more likely, find a creative use for it. Eat well and rest up, because you’ll need a lot of energy soon.

Pisces ★ Feb 19th - March 20th

You might want to straighten up the house this morning, Pisces. Some unexpected visitors could drop by. With no warning, you could be serving lunch or dinner to a group of ten! Don’t panic. Take-out was created for just such an occasion. Pull out the linens from the back of the closet, make a few calls to your favorite bakery or restaurant, and voilà! The meal is served.

Aries ★ March 21st - April 19th

Friends or work colleagues could introduce you to a field of study that captures your interest, Aries. You’re ready for something new in your life, and the lecture series that has been suggested to you could turn out to provide just the stimulation that you need. Your creative juices are flowing and you’ll want to make good use of them. Writing, painting, and photography are all good choices.

Taurus ★ April 20th - May 20th

Travel is in store soon, Taurus. It could be a spur-of-the-moment trip with a friend. More likely, it will be a series of short trips closer to home. You could visit friends or take advantage of sales and do some shopping. Your active mind will pick up on all sorts of ideas for improving your home. Once the errands are done, go home and look at your space with a fresh eye. There is a lot you can do to improve it.

Gemini ★ May 21st - June 20th

You’re likely to receive news that brightens your future outlook, Gemini. It could be that your boss calls you at home and hints at a pending promotion, or your partner could receive a raise or unusually large bonus. Whatever the news, know that your financial picture will begin to look dramatically better than it has been. Start making plans for how you’ll improve your lifestyle. A vacation may just be in order.

Cancer ★ June 21st - July 22nd

You can expect your life to change in a fairly dramatic way, Cancer. The change could be subtle at first, but with time and distance you’re likely to look back on this time as pivotal. You could receive an intriguing piece of news that sets your head spinning with ideas. Perhaps you’ve been thinking of starting your own business, and now you have an idea. Maybe you meet someone who helps your career. Keep your mind open to the possibilities.

Leo ★ July 23rd - Aug 22nd

Now’s a time that could have you itching for a change, Leo. The difficulty is figuring out what you really want to do with your life. A good first step would be to talk to people. Find out what they do and don’t like about their careers. Use the library and the Internet. Take a profile test, such as Myers-Briggs, to see what types of careers mesh with your personality. Once you’ve done this, you’re bound to have a clearer vision of where you want to go.

Virgo ★ Aug 23rd - Sept 22nd

You’re going to be busy but happy, Virgo. It’s likely that a project you’ve been working on for a long time suddenly yields positive results. You can’t help but be delighted, as this achievement comes at a time when you’ve been questioning your abilities. Question no more. It’s clear that you’re right for this particular job. Social activities are also highlighted, so treat your team to lunch to celebrate.

Libra ★ Sept 23rd - Oct 22nd

You could be invited on a last-minute adventure, Libra. By all means, seize the chance! You’re certainly ready for a change, and this opportunity could turn out to be just what you’ve been hoping for. Adventure calls, and whether it’s a journey or a lecture, you’ll find it enlarges your world in just the way you’d hoped. It promises to be stimulating as well as fun. Enjoy it!

Scorpio ★ Oct 23rd - Nov 21st

If you’ve been thinking about making a career change, Scorpio, now is a good time to do some research on professions that interest you. It may be that you’re ready to take the leap and start a business of your own. Ideally, you’d have an able partner to help with the planning and execution. Get out your address book and college directory. It’s likely that you already know the perfect person for the job.

Sagittarius ★ Nov 22nd - Dec 21st

Technology is going to play a big role in your life and in the immediate future, Sagittarius. It could be that your office is upgrading its systems and you’re in charge of getting everyone up to speed on the new equipment. Or it’s possible that you’ll decide to take a class to increase your technical knowledge. One thing is clear – you’re likely to achieve extraordinary success through the use of technology.

Capricorn ★ Dec 22nd - Jan 19th

You might find yourself unexpectedly busy, Capricorn. It could be that you’d planned to spend time tidying up and reorganizing your home. A change of plans could mean you spend most of that time at the office handling one crisis after another. Perhaps a friend calls in need of your help. You could find it difficult to switch gears, but by the end you’ll be happy that you could help.